Disneyland!!

Oh what fun it is to be a kid. To run, jump, skip, smile, and laugh around every turn. And the absolute best place to be a kid would be Disneyland. This is the one place on Earth where every person who enters is allowed to smile and skip with excitement for just being there. A place where grown men and women can wear Mickey ears and nobody thinks anything of it. A place where every girl can believe she is a princess and every guy can be the hero. A place that exists just to make you happy. This wonderful place called Disneyland where I got to spend three glorious days.

I left on this magical trip last Thursday with one of my dear friends, Kendra. The thing about us traveling is that we have known each other long enough and gone on enough trips together that we know how each other operate. We know what we like and what we would rather skip. WE left Thursday morning on a plane after wondering around the airport for a good hour and a half. No, we did not do this because we were lost. We wondered around because we had time to kill and figured that we would kill it by getting to know the airport. I can now say that I have walked through every terminal in the Delta section of the SLC airport. Some of the sections more then once. We made it back to our plane just in time to board for our flight to LAX California.

Now the flight there is not terribly long, but you still have time to kill, therefore we did what all little kids would do...we colored Disney Princess pictures of course. The lady next to us thought we were a little weird, but we really didn't care and had loads of fun coloring.

Upon landing we quickly made our way to the restrooms and then to baggage claim to retrieve our luggage. From there we weren't sure where to head but found our way to our Super Shuttle Stop.

If you are one who is traveling without a car and still need to get to a hotel this works out really well. When we got to our hotel (we stayed at the Royal Crowne) our room was not quit ready so we went and laid by the pool. It was so nice just to sit and relax in 72* weather with our feet in the water for an hour or so.

We got our room around 4:30, put our bags in it and decided that there was no time like the present to go to Disneyland. So we ran down the stairs and hopped onto the shuttle bus and rode off to that magical kingdom. When arriving I think I was about as excited as any kid can get. I literally jumped off the shuttle and skipped to the park entrance. We got our bags quickly checked and then picked up our 3-day park hopper passes.

And then came the moment to go to the entrance gate and get our tickets scanned and walk through the turn counter to enter the park. I e\will have you know that I entered that park with a huge smile on my face. We had no plan or agenda, we just started walking and figured we would see where we ended up. I don't think we even looked at a map, we just went. We went under the tunnel and onto Main Street. Past all of the Disney shops and straight to Sleeping Beauty's Castle.

After our picture we didn't actually make it through the castle. We ended up venturing over to Frontier Land. We didn't really have a direction or a plan. We sort of just walked and ended up wherever we ended up. I think we were just so excited about being there that we didn't really care what we did. We just wanted to enjoy Disneyland and enjoy the moment. Our walking lead us into New Orleans Square, past the shops and Mark Twain's cabin. It lead us right to Pirates of the Caribbean. We decided that this would be our first ride of the trip and soon climbed aboard to plunge into the depths of pirate country. We made it through unscathed and then headed to the Haunted Mansion where we were greeted by ghosts galore. After finding our way out of the mansion we decided we were hungry and went in search of food. We ended up at this place.

It is located in New Orleans square and has wonderful food. We got the Steak Gumbo and an order of fritters. Both of which were amazingly delicious. We loved the fritters so much that we ended up getting an order of them the next two days as well. The rest of the evening we hung out in Frontier land and Adventure land. We went on Big Thunder Mountain, Indiana Jones, the Jungle Cruise, Space Mountain (we did cross over there at one point, but came right back after) and then we ended the night by watching Fastasmic.

Friday we started the day off with a wonderful breakfast from our hotel. Then we hoped on the Disney shuttle and headed back to the park. Upon entering we decided to head a different direction from the day before. Once again, we had no plan of action or agenda. We just started walking and figured we would do what we wanted as we came across it. We met Tinkerbell, rode the Matterhorn, went on Space mountain, played in a photo booth, bought fairytale art, went up through Sleeping Beauty's Castle, rode on the Peter Pan ride and Mr. Toad, went on the circus train, walked through Toon Town, had Bengal Barbecue for lunch, went on Indiana Jones and Big Thunder again, found fairytale shops, ate cookies at an awesome bakery, explored New Orleans Square, had Mexican for dinner, found Tiana'a cookbook, and anything else we cam across. Yes, we did end up crossing back and forth across the park a lot, but we had fun along the way and we got to experience things you don't usually do at Disneyland.

On Saturday we started off much the same as Friday. We ate a fabulous breakfast at the hotel then headed off to the parks. This day we did have somewhat of a plan though because we knew that we wanted to visit California Adventures as well as Disneyland. Since that park doesn't open until 10 we went at played at Disney first. This day we kind of just did the things we really wanted to do. We went on the big rides first then walked our way through main street before heading across the way to California Adventures. Once there we went straight to California Screamin and then on to the Toy Story ride. Both of which our on the pier and are extremely fun. From there we headed over to Tower of Terror. Along the way we stopped to meet Chip & Dale and saw the bug show. After the tower we headed off to Soarin. From there we decided to leave the park and check out Downtown Disney. we only stayed here for a little bit because we really didn't want to go shopping. So we headed back to Disneyland and found some hidden Mickey's We had been doing this throughout the trip and decided to find some of the ones on Main Street. We went to the fire house, Steamboat Willie, and through the Abraham Lincoln building. We walked down Main street and looked under shop carts and searched the window display's. We even went on some rides to see if we could take a picture of the ones we had already found. We also went and meet Rapunzel from Tangled.

After that we headed back over to California Adventures because we had tickets to the World of Color show. We had some time before it started so we took a walk down Hollywood Blvd. There we wondered into a shop called Off the Page. This shop is Awesome! Well, it is if you like Disney artwork. This shop has all of the Disney artwork. They have prints on every wall and the ceiling. They also have an on site artist who sketches the characters for you. You can tell him the ones you want and he will draw them for you. We were quite excited about this. It turned out that the artist was not taking anymore requests that day but that during down time they always continue sketching. We were able to go through all of the sketches and found some that we really liked and ending up purchasing. The guy that was helping us with this then told us about the Sorcerers Workshop. He asked us if we had been to the Beast's Library. Kendra and I both just looked at him because we didn't even know that such a place existed. He then told us all about it and we knew that that would be our next stop. It is quite a cool place. You walk in and they have a whole section where they show you how the animation is created. It showed you how to draw Mickey and how to create a character. From there you walk down a stone hallway and enter into the Beasts Library. In here you can find out what Disney character you are most like. After the Library you enter into Ursala's grotto. We didn't spend a whole lot of time here because we still needed to go pick up our food and get to our seats for the water show.

With the tickets that we got food came with it. So we went and picked up our dinner and then went and found our seats. We choose to sit on the second level so that we could still see but weren't too close. We had our dinner and then waited for the show to start. Once it got dark the show started. And let me tell you, it is amazing what they can do with water and color. The show was fantastic. It was full of music, pictures, clips from movies, and all of the magic you would expect Disney to have in a show. It made me smile and just fill so happy and giddy to be there. In essence, you could say that it was magical. And just so you know...we still got wet even though we were on the second level. After the show we went and played in the Bugs Life land. They have some pretty entertaining rides that are quick and fun to ride. Once finished there we headed back to Disneyland to ride some rides and shop some shops. We went back to Fantasy Land and rode a bunch of the little rides again along with the Carousel. From there we took a walk down Main street and got Ice cream, pictures, and souvenirs as we headed out of the park. We rode the shuttle back to the hotel perfectly happy and content. We had been to Disneyland and we had truly enjoyed every moment of it.

On Sunday we stayed in bed a little later and moved a little slower as we got ready to go home. We found that it was pouring rain and then didn't fell so bad that we were going home. We still went down and ate our wonderful breakfast and then packed our bags and hoped on our shuttle back to the airport. This time we checked and then made our way through the California LAX security. And let me tell you, this is quite the feat. It is not easy to get into this airport. Once we made it through we just went and sat in our terminal. We had no desire to walk around this airport, we had already done enough walking in the last three days that we just wanted to sit. We ate lunch, boarded our flight, flew to SLC, got picked up and ended back at home. All in all it was a fantastic trip! One that I can't wait to do again. Good thing I am planning on going back in May.

Friday's Fabulous Find

This weeks fabulous find is a little different, but I just couldn't pass it up and I couldn't pass up sharing it with you. And even though I found it on a Thursday instead of Friday, and didn't buy till today but I am still going to count it and I hope you enjoy it.

On Thursday I was scheduled to be at work by 10:30 to tutor a student in ACT. I got all ready that morning and walked into work at 10:32...and she was not there. At that moment we got a phone call. It was her saying that she was not was no longer able to come in. That meant that I now did not need to be at work until noon....what to do? It was a beautiful bright and sunny day and I choose to go window shopping...ok just plane shopping.

So I said bye to my boss and headed out the door into the sunshine. I drove the short distance from work down to Sugarhouse and the shops. I went to a few places and enjoyed the time looking around and buying fun stuff. And since I am a book nerd I had to go into Barnes and Noble. This seems to be the store that I go to to kill time since I can wonder around for quite awhile and not get board. It just so happened that this is store where I came across my fabulous find... Can you guess what it is...yes, a book. This book to be specific.

And let me just tell you, this book is AWESOME. I was first drawn to it by the fun cover and then the title made me want to look closer, and I glad I did.

For you see, this book is full of all awesome things. Those things that you seem to forget about but that just make you smile because they exist and they are exactly what they are. the simple things in this world that just make you happy. Things like dancing in the rain, clean wash, realizing that you just got the last piece of cake, being the first to use a new crayon, the small of freshly baked bread, or popping bubble wrap just to hear it pop. This book is full of them all.

To me it is a good reminder of what makes us happy. It is a good reminder that it is the simple things that I love most. This book is ones of those that you want to leave by your bedside so that each day you can flip through it and find the thing that makes you smile. It is a book that reminds you to look for the happy things in life. And it turns out that it has a companion book that is coming out in a month that I will have to buy as well. It also has a wonderful fan song that is a joy to listen too. And if that is just not enough awesomeness for you then you can visit the website 1000awesomethings.com and get your fill of all things awesome. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

The Book of Awesome Trailer

Friday's Fabulous Find

I was talking to a friend of mine last week and she was telling about this tradition her and some of her friends started where every Friday they go to a new place. They all carpool together to work and each day they would pass all of these places that they realized they have never been or and some they had never even heard of. Each day they would say something along the lines of "we should go there sometime" or "I want to try that one day" or "That looks like a cool place, I wonder what they sell?".

They finally got tired of just wanting and dreaming about visiting these places and they decided to do something about it. And what they decided was that every Friday after work before they went home they would go to one of these stores that they have seen and try it out. They have done this for about a month and loved it. They have found some interesting places, some weird places, and some really cool places that are on their list to visit again.

I really liked this idea of trying out new stores and new places. Like them I have seen stores around that I have always wanted to try out. You never what you are going to find in them. They could be a dump but they could also be a treasure. Plus, there are some really cool places that I have heard about that I have always wanted to try as well. Therefore, I decided that it was about time that I start trying them out. If I want to know what is in these places and what they are like them I have to actually go to them. I decided that I would start going to a new place each week and just see how it goes. I figured that I don't actually have to spend a lot of time in each place, I just have to go and get the feel of it. Then if I like it it can be added to my list of places to return to. I also decided that the day I would go would be Friday. It seems to work best with the work schedule.

Last Friday was my first Friday visit and it went quite well if I do say so myself. I have chosen to go to a place that I had heard a lot about but had never been. and on the plus side, I even knew where it was. I choose to go to The Blue Plate Diner.

Located: 21 South 21 East in Salt Lake
Open: 7am to 10pm
Food: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
*They have Vegan and Vegetarian as well
Prices: Decent

Now, the parking is not great, practically non existent, and the place can be crowded, but it more then makes up for it. This is a place that I truly enjoyed and will go to again. The atmosphere is classic old school diner. It reminds me of Luke's Diner in Gilmore Girls. It is loud, in a good way, cozy, filled with local art, music in the air, patio seating, and above all great food at decent prices. They serve Breakfast all day long and then Lunch and Dinner starting at 11am. The waitress are nice and the service is pretty quick.

Since it was my first time there I decided to order Breakfast and went with The Utah Omelet. It was filled with ham, peppers, onions, and cheese. It came with the omelet, toast, and hash fries which were amazingly good. And yes, I did eat it all.

The Blue Plate Diner is a place that I am looking forward to visiting again. It exceeded my expectations and left me wanting more. All in all, I would say that my first Friday Find was a fabulous one and I can't wait to find some more.

An Oddity

Apparently I am quite odd. Now, I have been told that I am odd/weird throughout my life. Quite a few times actually. And the older I get the more I realize that it is true. It seems I just keep finding things out that make me weird or odd. Basically, they just make me plan different then normal people.

Some of the things that are "weird" about me are the following:
*I only had 3 wisdom teeth
*I woke up in the middle of surgery when under anesthesia
*Every time I sneeze I bite my tongue
*I have 4 root canals in my teeth instead of 3
*I have been told that I look and act like a cartoon when I teach
*More then one person has told me that I come with my own soundtrack
*The doctors can never find my blood pressure and tend to ask me if I'm dead
*I don't like chocolate. Not in any form
*I run and jump on my toes
*I honestly don't know my right and left (I blame this one on teaching dance)
*I am allergic to certain metals and therefore have to be careful with necklaces, earrings, bracelets, rings and even glasses or I get weird funny rashes wherever the metal touches my skin

And that list is just a few of them. I am sure that all of you who know me can come up with many more. I am starting to think that there are not a lot of people like me in this world. I am also starting to think that that is a good thing. I don't think there should be a lot of people like me running around. Can you imagine what the world would be like then? Crazy...

Anyways, the most recent time that I was considered odd or weird was yesterday when I went to the eye doctor. Now, I already knew that my eyes were different then normal. I was already told that they were odd the last time I went to the eye doctor which was three years ago. But yesterday just confirmed it.

I went to the eye doctor because I want a new pair of glasses and I wanted to talk to them about contacts. I have had contacts before but they had started to really bug my eyes and I haven't worn them in about two years. So I wanted to talk to them and see what they thought or if they had any ideas on what to do to solve the problem. Upon going in I already knew that my prescription had changed. I mean, you know when you can't really see, or see all that well anyway. So I knew I needed a new one. Now, most people are at the eye doctor for about 40 mins, maybe an hour if you have to get your eyes dilated. I was there for over 2. Yes, 2 hours and 15 mins is how long I spent at the eye doctor yesterday. You might be wondering just what it was that they did while I was there. Well, let me tell you...

It first started with a bunch of questions about how my eyes have been and if I had noticed any changes. I proceed to tell the doc that my eyes have always burned a bit and that I knew my left eye had gotten worse. He then asked if I had ever had any drops to treat the burning thing and I said no. (this is when he first starts to think I'm weird because most people just don't live with burning eyes)After questions we went about finding the correct prescription for my eyes. We started with the right one, which was good since I knew that it hadn't changed much. So I covered up my left eye and then proceed to tell him what letters I could see. They wre a little blury so he changed some slides and asked the dreaded questions of "1 or 2", "3 or 4" and so forth until I could see clearly. That was the easy eye.

Next we of course did the left eye because nobody ever just likes to see out of one. I proceed to cover up my right eye and looked at the wall for the letters. I just started laughing. For you see, I couldn't even tell that there were letters there. All I saw was some white fuzzy board. The doctor then went up a size int he letters but I just continued laughing because I still couldn't see them. He went up another size and all I could see was a black fuzzy line. I still couldn't even tell that they were separate letters. He went up one more size and they sort of started to take shape but I still couldn't make out what they were. At this pint he starts laughing. He then looks at me and say "you really are blind aren't you." I just sat and stared at him.

Instead of trying to keep making the letters bigger until I could see them he decides to start switching the lenses around on the machine. It gets a little clearer and then he proceeds to ask the "1 or 2" questions again and I swear that half of those lens are the same. On this eye I went through 22 different lenses. Just imagine being me and sitting there with him flipping the lens back and forth asking "15 or 16, now 17 or 18" and so forth. I honestly didn't know that they had that many lenses they could go through. Anyway, we finally found some lenses that I could see the letters through and actually tell him what they were. He then uncovered my other eye and let me tell you, it is amazing how much you realize you can't see when you realize what you are supposed to be seeing. It is nice to be able to see the details. The doctor then wrote down my prescription. At this point I am thinking that I might just get out of there in the 40 mins. I should have known better.

As I am waiting for my prescription he starts to make that umm sound that doctors make when they are thinking. The one that usually means that they are thinking something is wrong with you. Just for the record, I don't like that sound. He then starts asking me questions about eye diseases and if my family has a history of them. He mentions about five, non of which I have any clue as to what they are. He figures that if I have never heard of them then I probably don't have any, but he wants to check and make sure. This is when I groan because I know whats coming...tests that involve bright lights shining into my eyes that I am sure make my eyesight worse.

Test 1: Follow the bright light he shines in the dark. You know the one where he turns off the lights, sits in front of you and shines a bright yellow light into your eyes and then starts to move it around and asks you to follow it with just your eyes and specifically tells you not to move your head. Just to let you know, I passed.

Test 2: Look all directions while he shines a light in your eyes. This would be the one where he gets really close with the same bright light still shining directly into your eyes. He then asks you to look up, look down, look to the left, look up and left, look down and left, look to the right, look up and right, look down and right. He does this first with the light shining in one eye and then the other so you get to do the whole look a direction thing twice. Now if you remember what I wrote above you can imagine why this test took some major thinking on my part. Left and right just aren't my strong points. However, I passed this one as well.

Test 3: Count the Fingers. This is the one without a light in your eyes. The one where they hold up both of there hands in front of you but outside your straight vision line. They then have you cover up one eye ask you to look straight ahead and tell them how many fingers they are holding up. Then they switch eyes. I passed this too.

At this point he decides that he wants to get a scan of my eyes to see if they are even. When you wear contact for years you eyes start to shape to them. So when you stop wearing them your eyes can still have ridges and groves in them made by the contacts. With this you can get what they call crones disease. This is when your cornea starts to form a peak in the middle and thin our around the edges. It can lead to blurry eyesight and blindness. This is also the time when he decides that he wants to bring in another doctor and get his opinion as well. So another doctor comes in and takes a look at my chart and my prescription and agrees that I should get my eyes scanned. So they both take me down through the hallways to a dark room.

Test 4: Topographical Map. Yes, I am talking about a map that shows the different types of elevation and crevasses in a terrain. Apparently they can make one of these maps of your eyes. They take you into a room with a computer and scanner. This is not your normal scanner. It has one of those places for you to put your chin on and a place to press your forehead against. Then they rotate a huge circle thing towards your face. On this circle there is a spot where there is about a one inch long and 1/2 inch wide slit with a bright blue light shining through it of course. As they move it closer to your face they watch on the computer screen as to where they need to locate it. Once the computer decided it is in place the light gets brighter and you have to blink really fast three times and then hold completely still with your eyes open as wide as you can. As you do this the circle thing rotates and scans your eye. It then transfers the information to the computer and makes the topographical map of your eye. They then proceed to scan the other eye. Now, doctor decided that he wanted to have his resident came and do the scan to get experience with it. I guess they don't scan peoples eyes all that often. Lucky me right. So the resident comes in and is trying to get the scanner into place to scan my left eye. In doing do he almost hits me in the face twice. He eventually gets it into place and proceeds to take the scan. They then print out the scans and show you the maps. They are actually pretty cool to look at and see all of the different levels of your eyes. And guess what, it turns out that my eyes are completely smooth and even all around. It also turns out that my eyes are shaped like footballs instead of golf balls, but I already knew this. They told me that at the last eye doctor appointment. But is was cool to see it on the scans compared to regular eyes. (I don't know if you are counting, but I have now had three people look at my eyes)

I will have you know that I almost got out of the next two tests. At this point they had decided that my eyes were ok and that I didn't have any major diseases. Then one doc proceeds to ask the other if he dilated my eyes. He told him no, because I had had then dilated the last time I was there and they usually only do it every other time you go. The first doc decides that they should dilate them anyway so they can look at the nerves. Apparently my eyes are really cool to look at. So that leads us to...

Test #5: Eye Pressure. This is the one where they put yellow die into your eyes. Then they turn off the lights and have you stick your chin in some contraption that then shines a bright blue light into your eyes. The light that you can actually feel the pressure with as they move it closer to your eye. And guess what, I passed this test too. Apparently my eyes have a very healthy eye pressure. Who knew?

Test #6: Dilation of the eyes. OK, really it is so they can test your nerves, but they have to dilate your eyes in order to do it. SO they put the drops in and wait a while for your pupils to grow all big and large so that they can then turn off the lights and look deep into your soul....OK, maybe they just look into your eyeball, but still, it feels like they look into your soul. Especially since they all stare at my eyes for what seems like an eternity. And then after the first guy is done, the second one gets to take a look as well. It is oh so much fun. And I passed this one too. All of my nerves are healthy and well.

And passing all of these tests is apparently what makes me an oddity. For you see, I am pretty blind. I really can not see anything clearly without glasses/contacts passed 6 inches in front of my face. Plus my eyes are shaped like footballs. Therefore the doctors always figure that I should have something wrong with them. They think I should have some disease or disfigurement or something, but I don't. All in all my eyes are perfectly healthy. They really have no reason for why I cannot see.

So, at the end of the day the conclusion is that my eyesight sucks, my eyes will probably always burn and be shaped like footballs, but they are healthy and well. Second conclusion is that I can never wear soft contacts (they will not stay on my eyes and they can't make them that strong), hard contacts will always cause me grief, and lasic might never fix anything. I guess that means I am stuck with glasses. Oh well, at least they make cute ones.

What really made me laugh the most though was when I told all of this to my mom she told me that they should just take pictures of my eyes and put me in a book. Which I guess is true since every time I go to the eye doctor they all come and look into my eyes. Maybe one day I sill suggest this to the doctor. Then maybe I could have a trip there that only lasts 40 min. One can only hope.

God vs. Science

I received the following account in an email today and thought that I would share it with you. It made me smile and it also made me think. After reading it I realized that I would not have known how to respond to the professor and his questions. I am pretty sure that I would be like the first student he talks to. It made me realize that one not only needs to know what they believe, but why they believe in it and what it truly means to them. Remember that God is good and that he can be in your life if you let him.


"In hopes that all our college students are able to discern this well! Let me explain the problem science has with religion.'

The atheist professor of Philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of His new students to stand

'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe in God?'
'Absolutely. '
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Yes'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'

The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible! He considers for a Moment.
'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and You can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'

'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good...!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does He? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?'

The student remains silent. 'No, you can't, can you?? the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. 'Let's start again, young fella.. Is God good?'

'Er..yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student falters. 'From God'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there Evil in this world?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'Yes'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created Everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'

Again, the student has no answer.

'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'

The student squirms on his feet. 'Yes.'

'So who created them?'

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them?' There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. 'Tell me,' he continues onto
another student.. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. 'Yes, professor, I do.'

The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to Identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelled your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, Or, God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in him?'
'Yes'
'According to the rules of empirical,testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, Son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'

' Yes.'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. 'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit down to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.Absolute zero (-458 F)is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'

'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'

'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'

'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'

'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'

'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,young man, yes, of course I do.'

'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. 'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'

The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter. 'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.'

'So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith..'

'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'

Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'

To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'

The professor sat down.

PS: The student was Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein wrote a book titled "God vs Science" in 1921